On Sunday, I got dressed for church. I quickly looked in the mirror at my self, and noticed the pockets on the back of my pants were flipped up. I noticed that the iron was on, and I thought, "I don't have time to take my pants off, I think I will ask Mike for some help."
I said, "Mike, will you run the iron over my back pockets?"
Mike said, "With them on you?!"
I said, "sure, why not?"
he said, "okay".
I lean over and he starts to press the iron to my butt. He then decides to press the steam button. I now have four LARGE blisters on my butt. To make matters worse, Scarlett told EVERYONE in her bible class that her daddy burned her mommy's butt before church.
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